I never expected this. A haunted house, sure, but a house that was alive? Never. I'd gotten reports of a house being haunted in the small town of Lakeview, Kentucky, and like my title states, I did my job and went to investigate. Just my luck that the house was alive, but haunted to boot. Now I'm stuck in here with the house trying to kill me, and the spirits trying to help it. I remember I was just going into the library to check it out, when the freaking doorknob exploded. If I had grabbed it, I would have a hand blown off. This house is not messing around, and neither are the spirits. They keep shoving me and other objects. I came in here with my tech assistant, but I haven't seen her since the house made it's first move. Of course, a little while ago, I heard a muffled scream. It wasn't a scream of terror, but the last scream that would ever leave someone's throat. I don't think my chances of survival are very high. I just hope I can get out.